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Be happy, Mr. Angry Man, for we hate you too.
O… there’s a button above it… wonder what it does…
Where sign I get my Bangolow house? Is you make one for mee? I pay money for good Bangolow house signage! Keep people I hate away!
Signed, Garfield.
Would you like to buy some cookies?
Does she have orange carpet for her lawn? Maybe she doesn’t want to have to vacuum her lawn.
*rings bell* I never was good at listening.
Gee, I didn’t know that Medusa and Ebeneezer Scrooge are Asians … still alive and kicking …. in Malaysia.
Heey… Mojo Jojo’s get away from Townsville!
Maybe skip this one on Halloween?
Eat this sign! Or you kids get off of my lane!
HOW DARE COME YOU NEAR PROPERTY
All of me?
Push Button, then a trap door under your feet opens, and you are dropped into a chamber with snakes, spiders, and your mother-in-law.
Is this the abode of all the reclusive bankers who have just ran of with everyone’s money?
(Remember to pronounce the B in bankers with a W like the foreign people would).
Welcome to get out! Under-is-stand. Thaank you Mee! 🙂
dear mader,
I come for you grocery… when dad coming to house? is he going to go to dark chamber too? taynk gudness ip he has a chokolats and a flowers I will eat dem for you!I hate you mader!!!
thank you for opportunity to hating you!
ps:dad pooping on t-shirt of mine… he smell like beer!
pram:
daugter
what a shame for a malaysian…i’m a malaysian..i want to knock this guys do0r and tell him i hate him to0!! i want to show this to the PM!!
lol
as a malaysiann..i feel teribble..
kerana setitik nila…sebaldi susu hancur!! <<a malaysian idiom..
Let’s Malaysia there, find Bangolow
Then throw locks onto gate!
I love Angry Engrish!
We Always Loved You!
Your a mean one, Mr. Grinch! Would you be nice for a Klondike bar?:-)
I’m sure the backdoor of this Bangalow has got to be easier to penetrate.
So you HAVEN’T heard the word of our Lord then, would you care for a copy of the Watchtower..?
Have you wondered what did the man who made the plate was thinking when delivering it?
I don’t recall the grinch living in malaysia…..
Knock! Knock! May I borrow a cup of sugar?
I guess Mee is the one who do the dirty things for the owner, coz everybody is forced to listen to her… She is a female Rambo, equipped with a Bangolow torpedoes… ^^
I did not know that noodles could talk.
This isn’t the Grinch’s house- This sign was put up by Scrooge!
I think I lived near this guy — off of Jalan RUE (okay, actually Jln Ru). But seriously, in the US you get those guys that offer to pave your driveway, but if you pay them first — they split before the work is done. Well, the ancestors of those people are living in Malaysia. Probably my favorite were the guys that showed up unexpected to clean my septic tank. Have you ever looked inside a septic tank?!? No, me neither. So when someone shows up and says your tank is too full and looks like crap, well you are… Read more »
It gathers with all no and has a party, the time of the snack is unhappy.
Isn’t it ironic that he has placed a doorbell right above the sign? That seems pretty hypocritical to me.
You know, there’s a black van right outside the house…
Please pe stick on said docter the
no sugar then??
i lmao when i read this. it was like a little song since he wrote, mee lol
I would like to tape a sign over his:
“Ring buzzer today for free money.”
Wait a sec– is that my mother-in-law I see in there??
…..AND THE HORSE YOU RODE IN ON!
Me go clinic walking afternoon backside building 3 so i do not sleepy and working drawing good. after i eat squash seeds, good taste like watermelon seeds. Frederic same same obama friends =D
this street lamp must have pms or something
The funniest thing about this photo has to be the irony.
I want to take down the sign, bring my friend there and offer him $40 to press the doorbell…
Let’s see what crazy martial arts move(s) the resident(s) have.
hey,MR Mee.dun worry,my bangolow is bigger than ur’s…i luv u i luv u i luv u
Very funny doorbell, I’ll make one for my dog house now:D
But wee lovee youu!
i want to meet you please come asap we are waiting to hug u on this valentine please come soon
Â¥1000 for the guy that dares to ring the doorbell and say “Oh crap, forgot to run away” 😀
I also hate all of you. Let’s ring doorbell just for funny time!
I suppose I should’nt be expecting a Christmas card then?
Man!!! and it’s permanently bolted onto the gate 2!!!
hmmmmmm………Hey anyone know the president’s cell? i think we found bin laden