Can I still provoke?

Can I still provoke?

posted on 9 Jul 2008 in Engrish from Other Countries

You left out bedevil…

 

Photo courtesy of Gerard P Bannigan.

Found at Snake Park in Pune, India.

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Guhan
Guhan
15 years ago

Just plug and play…

Candy Mountain
Candy Mountain
15 years ago

Looks like we can still mate with the animal, score!

Truedat
Truedat
15 years ago

True story, they actually have these signs in San Diego…

Dunno what that says about India.

Dunno what that says about San Diego…

DeanAckles
DeanAckles
15 years ago

At least you’re still allowed to pat their animals

Trish
Trish
15 years ago

ok..can i maybe just pleat the animal???..or put a bit of ball fringe on it?

Ghost08
Ghost08
15 years ago

well lets just take all the fun out of living shall we?

BSting
15 years ago

no malesting animals? aaaaaaaaaaawwwww poor micheal jackson

Loco
Loco
15 years ago

This begs the question – who is Harry, and is he molested so much that there needs to be a sign to raise awareness?

Ayabie fan
Ayabie fan
15 years ago

I’m under the impression that maybe I should just beat Badger Harry with a stick.

Zyphonee
Zyphonee
15 years ago

No molesting? awwww…

imhiding
imhiding
15 years ago

It’s amazing the discrimination against animal molesters these days.

FromRtoS
FromRtoS
15 years ago

Ah, I guess this animal has feeling like us doesn’t it?

Kiwa
Kiwa
15 years ago

BUT HEY! We can feed these ones!

DP Interworld
15 years ago

This board betrays the perverted desires of the authors unhealthy love for animals!

Name
15 years ago

What must be clarified is that this sign is a two-parter. The first part pleads you to not annoy, torment, pester, molest, worry, or badger Harry. It then instructs us to, as an alternative, go ahead and harass, hackle, persecute, irk, rag, vex, bother, tease, nettle, tantalise or ruffle the animal. So it’s okay guys, we’re just not supposed to leave Harry alone, we can do whatever we want to the animal, which is fair game.

Hungry
Hungry
15 years ago

But can i eat the animals?

blitish_engrish
blitish_engrish
15 years ago

is Barney here?

Dave Rock
Dave Rock
15 years ago

If you do however end up nettling the animal .. make sure you dock leaf it afterwards

Hikari
Hikari
15 years ago

Can’t we just eradicate them?

ebbb
ebbb
15 years ago

like i would want to molest an animal…………actually i would =D

chris
chris
15 years ago

oh good, i can still lather, rinse, and repeat 😀

Alice
Alice
15 years ago

Wow, I didn’t even think of half of all these. Thanks for the protip 8D

Carly
Carly
15 years ago

Well what do you expect us to do? Look at them?

adam
adam
15 years ago

Actually the translation is perfect. It’s the same as the Marathi sign below. The words are repeated to give more emphasis and to make it appear as a stronger warning.

taylor
taylor
15 years ago

Damn, my evil plans to ruffle the animals have been foiled!

blah
blah
15 years ago

you have reached maximum time for this message BEEP

Ben
Ben
15 years ago

Is gorging on the animal frowned upon too?

JapaneseStudent
JapaneseStudent
15 years ago

I guess I can pet, poke, and possibly feed the animal then.

Red-faced
Red-faced
15 years ago

Well..can we LOOK at it??

Moo
Moo
15 years ago

They forgot rape

Vehement
Vehement
15 years ago

A sign to claim your man to yourself.

ann
ann
15 years ago

And I suppose said animal will give a detailed report if I do? What if I gently kid it, but it’s in a foul mood and claims I “teased”? Whose word wins in a court of law?

katie
katie
15 years ago

i guess i’ll just have to settle for assault

Cure_nyah
Cure_nyah
15 years ago

just sit quitly and be bored as hell

garudamon11
garudamon11
15 years ago

you can still bribe them

Neals
Neals
15 years ago

However, okay to feed THIS animal with your private. Just not the fishes.

Choo-Choo
Choo-Choo
15 years ago

But they didn’t ask me not to piss them off!

neenz
neenz
15 years ago

The animal behind the fence is a chicken. They’re afraid it will become rude or unreasonable, in which case, in accordance with a business deal between the zoo and a certain Chinese restaurant, they lose the chicken.

certified_cadillacer
certified_cadillacer
15 years ago

funny how they treat animals better than people in india isnt it

Dave
Dave
15 years ago

How bout agitate? can I still do that?

Sandor
Sandor
15 years ago

Don’t worry officer, all I did was insult, bewitch, poach, belittle, coax, feed, annihilate, defenestrate, prognosticate, trick, flick, kick and lick the animal. But I will openly admit that I badgered Harry, however.

Sandor
Sandor
15 years ago

Is that Arabic text below?

bn ;blgjnxkmnfl gn
bn ;blgjnxkmnfl gn
15 years ago

why can’t i molest them???

lily
lily
15 years ago

dang i really wanted to molest that billy goat over there

Spencer
Spencer
14 years ago

Man, I was looking forward to persecuting that penguin…

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
14 years ago

@Sandor: Of course not. It’s Devanagari script (I guess). It’s in INDIA anyway.

Pete
Pete
14 years ago

why If it was arabic Script…………. you had some comments in your mind???????????????

Raymund Victor
Raymund Victor
14 years ago

hmm… since they didnt add “Hunt” to the list…

its Hunting Season!!!

Jwaz
Jwaz
14 years ago

Your honor, my client was not harassing the animal, he was pestering it. Clearly he was acting within the code of conduct.

ahron
ahron
14 years ago

molest?

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