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They forgot “plague”!
Umm.. This is a common sign in USA, only it usually ends in “our employees” rather than “the animal”…
I guess I can still aggravate it.
Someone got a copy of Loget’s Thesaulus!
But wait… I thought the animal liked to be ruffled…
But I can still feed them… right? RIGHT?
Let us do it for you.
ok, ill just provoke and bedevil the animal.
so when can we go huntin dad
Alright at least I can still throw stones
can i fart near the animal?
damn….I wanted to tantalise it with my black frying with breeze ball leftovers….
Well lets go to the next zoo. maybe we can tantilise some kangaroos…
Get your synonyms here.
Well after all, it IS the last Theosaurus in captivity….
Why is no one making a big deal out of the fact that they had to ASK people not to molest the animals?! 😯
Don’t worry, it’s a snake park…
So you humans, play amongst yourselves
My aim would be to tantalize and molest, obviously, so I guess I’m out of luck
No, you’ve all missed the point. The first ones in the list are what you can’t do to Harry. You can do them to the animal.
Can I annoy, torment, pester, molest and worry Badger Stephen? How about Badger Henry?
How about fold, spindle, or mutilate? Can I do that?
I can still feed it thn?
Damnit, But I only go to the zoo to Badger Harry the animals!
i think they left out aggravate
If I were close enough to the animal to molest it, I doubt the rest of these transitive verbs would matter.
Umm, can we eat it?
(Well, humour apart, each word in the local language, seperated by the comma, IS a synonym to each English verb mentioned above! Can’t say which one is a translation.) 😀
how about insult?
But we can POKE the animal, right?
Lets Badger Harry the animal
Please do not buy it use it break it fix it crash it change it melt upgrade it
Oh, the plant is so gonna get it now!
Beating animals is OK there…
That’s a lot of ways to describe it… 😉
By any chance, is the animal a swan?
Objection!
That animal must be prosecuted I have decisive evidence!
Dang, they look so cute in ruffles
You can still abuse them though.
It might bite, claw, tear, shred, mutilate, castrate, eviscerate, dislocate, disarm, disleg, debone, disembowel, maim, pound, pummel and bash on your tiny widdle head!
I was talking about the sign of course.
Tittilation anyone?????
and whats to say that said animal will not end up on the menu anyway???
yeah, Who is BADGER HARRY?
Can I harass, molest, annoy, nettle, tantalize Mr.Badger Harry, but
da animals can be?
Well, at least I can still pull out my AK47 and shoot it.
what abuot tempt?
Dammit, I thought I could get away with molestation.
PRETTY SNEAKY SIS.
Can we melt it? How about unnerve them.
Note that it is one animal. Singular.
Well…. we can still do all that to the employees there!!