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Having trouble with my Leet ear…
posted on 2 May 2008 in Instructions
Photo courtesy of Drazen Djordjevic.
Headphones from China.
(235 votes, average: 4.07 out of 5)
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If you cover your right ear, you can only hear “0|\/|G |-|4X0R!!!111one1! |_0|_ |\|00|3!!!!1111!11!!!oneone!!!”
And remember, Article IV subsection 2 is of vital importance.
Sadly, his left ear got pwned by the haxors.
Protection time for six months and if not you have pregnancy time for nine months.
but I wanted it specifically to drangh in and about the jeck!!
XVI (a) Nonsensibleness – 100%!
I don’t know what it means to “drangh in the jeck,” but it sounds painful, and possibly illegal in Ohio.
I was hoping for “L is light, R is reft”… : )
Can the plastic have accessories too?
Never dranght in the jeck, it’s inaproposity!
I don’t get to dranght in the jeck at home, either.
Easily?!
Never dranght in the jeck!
Headphones for the intelligent: PhD in electrical engineering required.
Our product indeed about will have problem in our problem.
What a ripoff! The other ones are completely dranght compatible!
After all those instructions there is no need to mention that it is made in CHINA
Does this plastic make me looking fat? Is it disturbing you? No? Good
Now that’s what I call dranghtin’ the jeck.
I love wearing plastic!! 😀
You shouldn’t dranght in the jeck without protection time
I really shouldn’t have had that climax coffee before trying to follow these directions… my power volume is out of control and I have urges to find a nearby jeck.
the picture also has LEET and RIGHT backwards!
VI: Warning
“Gonna get dressed up in plastic, gonna shake hands with the masses”
-Alt-rock band Modest Mouse
These go not just up to eleven, but all the way to aproposity. And you can’t really dranght in the jeck until you’ve turned these earphones all the way up to aproposity. You may say you’ve dranghted before, but you’re only really dranghting in the jeck if you’re at aproposity.
How dare you interfere with my sex life! I can dranght in the jeck as long as I have consent!
Felt like I just had to mention that they have separate categories for “Attention” and “Caution”.
I saw Impendance Huile walking down Frequelicy Street the other day all clothed in the plastic, and indeed, I know it’s inaproposity, but she looked so nice that I wanted to dranght in her jeck right then!
These earphones just get my ears full of oil. (bilingual pun)