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They’ve been putting on some pounds…
posted on 18 Mar 2008 in Chinglish
Photo courtesy of Ryan Jones.
Found in Shanghai hotel.
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Mom! Look! It’s a window washer. can I feed it?
“No Johnny”!
Aww, but mom, PLEASE?
…otherwise they won’t leave…
But they’re right outside the window! Who’d notice if I took a quick bite?
I’m saving the bread crumbs to feed the exterior window washers.
don’t do that, they will defecate everywhere!
they have a special diet. and no feeding the maids either..
also no flash photography.
…or they might hang themselves from the roof in front of your hotel window
…until you have filled out the adoption papers
They hate it when you throw peanuts in their buckets of water.
Apparently if you feed them, they will follow you home.
If you do, they won’t leave.
If you feed them, they will become dependent on humans for survival and will never learn to fend for themselves.
“Excuse me, but why are you giving me food? I have my own food and I have work to do here.”
I can’t get the food through the glass anyway.
We can’t have stains and odours trickling down the walls! We’ll then have to employ wall cleaners, and who knows, they too will accept food!
I went to a rotating restaurant recently, and I saw a window washer’s cage, so I got out a piece of paper, wrote, “Window Washers DO NOT FEED $500 Fine” and put it in front of the window.
Next time we passed by it, it was gone. 🙁
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!! THE SCAFFOLDING CAN HOLD ONLY 82.4 KILOS!!!
Yeah, cause nobody likes EXTERIOR window washers. Their more into INTERIOR window washers.
We are in the process of installing Window-Cleaning Person pellets. Please be patient and don’t feed them any people food.
they will just make a bigger mess on the windows below–and then they’ll really need to clean up
These “renaissance” window-washing-men are on a strict mideival diet.
please do not annoy, pester, molest, worry, badger, harry, harrass, hackle, persicute, irk, rag, vex, bother tease, nettle, tantalize or ruffle them either!!!
However, tea is acceptable.
they know the vampires around….
Please do not tap on the glass.
– But look Mommy, they’re cooing!