Hey, I can handle my fuddle…

It’s ok to bring my AK 47 though?

TRANSLATION: Any drunk, smelly guy trying to sell me a dog inside the store- will be refused!!!!

Unless complainance meets, we will force shop to close you down.

Too bad for Nampa.

Man with gravity-defying noodles overhead also not permitted in store.

Yeah… Don’t want the fuddle to enter and turn this place into a party again!

apparently Danny Devito isn’t allowed

I’m afraid the nasty smell I does…..sigh, I think I have a fuddle problem.

Patron of disgruntlement please shall force to seek place other for re-gruntlement.

Well, I guess that counts Paris Hilton out..

I wouldnt let him in even if he do does the nasty smell.

Oooh. I’ll wait outside. I’m feeling a little fuddled.

damn my foul-smelling solicitation pet!

That sign has left me befuddled… I guess I can’t come in then.

Oh, no, how strict the entertaining establishment is!!

so…no don’t have sex with someone with a nasty smell? That goes without saying–let alone having a sign about it,,,

So, as long as I don’t enter through the fuddle, don’t try to pick up girls or sell stuff, don’t have a creepily smiling dog, and don’t smell bad, I’ll be allowed inside? Hmm…. This could be tough….

guess i cant bring my dad then

So I can Nampa outside the store?

omg, they banned bums, drunks, wait a second… blind people with guide dogs can’t go in?! awww… gramps can’t…

don’t you dare enter my fiddie with your nampa!

With customers like that in your shop, no wonder you would refuse to enter! I impressed much!

But this is my perfume!

FYI, ‘nampa’ is not just any kind of solicitation. It means trying to pick up girls.

I’d rather get fuddled until I the nasty smell does and nampa all day.

‘Nampa and the Solicitation Act’ sounds like an awesome name for a band!

The person of the nasty smell is must using “My Inside Cleaner”. Store waiting impatiently for the person return.

The bar sinister on the “no” sign isn’t very prominent. In particular, the one with the dog is almost entirely obscured. If I couldn’t read English or Japanese, I might assume they’re saying “Pets welcome.”

as usual the last is the funniest