She’s nice but…

Part of the Princess Boredom line.

Ordinary boyfriend sold seperately

So dull that she’s fun.

her pet is named “melancholy bill”

***yawn***

DAD: marry christmas!
DAUGHTER: Yay! a cellphone! now im ordinary!

beige nissan sentra and studio apartment sold separately….coming soon..career blandness girl !..complete with switchboard and steno pad!!

so fun it’s…whatever

“the warkmann for Sala Prain and high”

Featuring such pre-programmed tunes as “I’m busy tonight.”, “I’ll take a raincheck.” and “I’ve made other plans…”.

TAKE THAT- all you feminists who complain girls are bombarded with unrealistic standards of beauty. Meet “Blandness Girl”! Library book and braces sole separately. Phone pre-programmed to only call mom and school guidance counselor.

omg i saw these in the markets of cambodia!!!!

For girls who want to be just Plain Jane!

Pet toy soon to be sold… One More Sheep in the Flock.

And they said Blonds are supposed to have more fun…

Min, practice violin. You no be ordinary if you no creative various music!

Cellophane Life.