Barney, no!!!

posted on 13 Nov 2007 in Signs

Really, just the hamsters…

 

Photo courtesy of Justin Laux.

Found in Ueno, Tokyo.

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Offer declined due to future reparations…

posted on 12 Nov 2007 in Clothing

Last time I ever save someone’s life…

Photo courtesy of Charlie Steggall.
Found in Nagoya, Japan.

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We can’t have any careless accidents…

posted on 11 Nov 2007 in Chinglish

Falling should be planned…

 

Photo courtesy of Shaun Chang.

Found in China. 

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Sorry, no refunds…

posted on 9 Nov 2007 in Buildings

All sales final…

 

Photo courtesy of Evan Mezeske.

Shop found in Tokyo, Japan. 

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Flavor with heart…

posted on 8 Nov 2007 in Chinglish

 

Photo courtesy of Elizabeth Kathryn Eckert.

Found in China.

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You got a restraining order too?

posted on 7 Nov 2007 in Chinglish

Still, not as annoying as the bi-polar bears…

 

Photo courtesy of Elizabeth Kathryn Eckert.

Found in China. 

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The seams are weak…

posted on 6 Nov 2007 in Engrish from Other Countries

And keep away from spelling dictionaries…

 

Photo courtesy of Danesh Waheed.

Found in Pakistan, but made in China.  

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We Aim To NOT Please!

posted on 5 Nov 2007 in Signs

And stop trying to be nice…

 

Photo courtesy of Carlyle Potter.

Sign found at a train station in Tokyo. 

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A little too optimistic….

posted on 4 Nov 2007 in Clothing

Er, I’ll call a cab….

 

T-shirt found in Tokyo.

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From the neck up?

posted on 3 Nov 2007 in Clothing

I can’t feel my girlfriend…

 

Found in Tokyo.

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