Then say someone made you do it…

The kappas will be eating good tonight!

Let’s die in the water……(please forget to wear your life jacket)

Be Careful! God forbid you hurt yourself as well as the child.

To police officer:

– I just followed the instructions!

Have a careful suicide!

And make sure to avoid the lifeguards!

hahahaha!! i lolled at this for ten mins! love this stuff

drown properly

die peacefully

This is the funny engrish with homicide die drownding!

Then have happy family.

1. Take the child.

2. Fall into water carefully

3. Whistle innocently.

I didn’t know Andrea Yates lived in China.

Ya know, if you wouldn’t put these hurdles in the way, I could just take the child swimming, like I had planned to do.

i have to do this..just blame that sign

*push*

Fall into water carefully, leave child, then carefully walk away.

What happens to female babies born in China.

nonsense english…..no human values….make me sickkkkkkkkk!!!

kids costing you too much? Try our financial aid system!

a Nike: Just Do It sign would look great with that.

Veeeery carefully. Don’t want to cause any problems…

Because suicide is no fun by yourself…

…if you say so

steeeeeeaaaaddyyyyyy……. take a deep breath….. ok let’s go…

How you get out is your problem.

the sign is under construction. they wil ad:
-pick up stones from river
-stuf childs pocket
-grab its arms
-wade too where it’s to deap for the child
-leave it there
-wade away
-we are not responsable for the murder charge you wil face

They are taking this overpopulation thing way too seriously.

Kill two in one inconspicuously! Better for the Chinese government!

HELP!!!my son was drowning!!!!!somebody help me!!!!!

ironic that the 带(dia) charater is pronounced ‘die’

A good population control!! It’s legal to remove unwanted children.
Great job! haha…

Finally…a realistic approach to birth control.

Tour guide: And this, everyone, is a way to suicide yourself and your child. Any volunteers?

and after that ?

LOL! hope this doesn’t happen to me….

Allow me to demonstrate…. any volunteers?

3. collect life insurance

China’s one-child policy

Dear visitors,
Your child should be walking into the water slowly, and he should be careful not to catch hypothermia.
Thank you for your cooperation.

it really means
take care of your child to avoid slipping into the river

i swear ive been there before when i was 3, i never saw my mother again

Make sure you take extra care when falling into the water. You wouldn’t want the child to get hurt.

real sad im a kid

3th board:
When the time comes, drown peacefully.

please take the head of the child and walk it in slowwwwwly

please someone get rid the sign board!!

For those who wants correct translation. Those are supposedly separate sentences, the first sentence means “Take good care of your (own) child”. The second sentence means “Be careful of (accidentally) falling into water”

So THATS what happened to Kaley Anthony.

Translation: If you really wanna kill yourself, make sure you do it without a fuss, and for fucks sake, take with your kids we already got enough parentless children here.

Best place to take the person you hate the most and get rid of him/her… lol I need this place very urgently! 😛

Take the child and fall into water? LMAO =D