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Clean up on Aisle 6!
and it’s bleeding everywhere…
“Kidneys Galore” Franchisee’s are just a bit out of their league here.
From the makers of “stars” and “love”.
…Which is more disgusting than it sounds…
is it still beating?
And I thought it was damaged trolly wheels.
Does the it have ‘lungs’ too?
Does it have ‘lungs’ too?
Its aliiiiiiiiiiiiiive!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
oh yeah thats mine. i dropped it whilst picking up my cheerios
Kali mah! Kali mah!
and…it keep keep bleeding love
cuz it fell off of Cloud 9
a PIG heart =D
something just touched my leg…
We just had a Mortal Kombat tournament… no, it wasn’t the arcade game… not the home version either.
Davy Jones: “You promise u won’t tell that my heart is with you!”
Shop owner: “Okay I plomise”
Davy Jones: “Otherwise I’d die”
Shop owner: It safe with me
I have a “heart” on for you!!!
the music in here is kinda boring–its the same beat over and over again
Frankenstein’s supply shop
Organ transplants: 19.95 yuan!
oh..ha ha i thought i left that somewhere!! oh well!!
i’ll buy yours..i can’t bear of seeing ur owned by other!
whose heart is it?
Just look for it in the Coronary section!
And don’t forget to try our fresh kidney beans!
well, at least they don’t have hard-ons in their shop
If your looking…”Heart-On” is across the aisle although is has a little different client.
other organs availible on request
NOTE: In case of a heart attack, call the police, not ambulance!
All shops, when they’re open, at least, have hearts in them. You know…they’re inside the customers.