I think I can manage to meet you halfway…

<—– Gymnasium of Irritation other way

mountain of suicide other way. bring a hangmans noose

I think we missed the Room of Craziness.

coming soon-pathway to shame!

Wall of uncontiousness straight ahead.

a: Man! That tower of happiness was so cool!
b: Really? Well how was the hall of mildness?
a: Eh.

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|Tower of Ha’penis |
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|Hall of Mindless |
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Tour guide: Look to your left for the maze of confusion, but if you look up you can see the blimp of impending peril

which would you prefer?

chh–thats for sane people

which way to the temple of incontinence?

gonna try it!

if you go thru both, will you be only mildly happy?

Wrong way again! I wanted to walk through the valley of the shadow of death!

At the end of the hall turn left on the road to perdition

I see that the entrance to the “Pit of Despair” is still unmarked.

is it me or does the bottom rightmost character look like a face

Fawlty Tower?