You got a restraining order too?

if my ex-wife had listened when i told her this we would probably still be married

Please, we prefer to be adored from afar. We are, after all, the kind of bears that Eat, Shoot and leave.

Scientists suspect that the dwindling population of pandas is due to their highly fickle nature.

But I luz you!!

spoken like a true celebrity

Only males, and they still wonder why there isn’t any breeding?

Because “cute” and “harmless” are not the same thing.

From ‘Fish called Panda’