We can’t have any careless accidents…

fall lightly and remember to put your hands behind your back when falling backwards

Injure yourself with care

reckless slipping can be hazardous !

..We want it to be good if we are to send it to You’ve been framed!

because that way, cons work better

Okay…I’ll try…

Land in your buttocks as much as possible. 😀

Break Ankle Gracefully

Standing normally prohibited.

…And then say “I meant to do that!”

…And then say “Tah-DAH!” afterwards with your arms spread out. With any luck people will think you just did an amazing acrobatic trick and not realise you’re a pathetic klutz. 🙂

…And then say “Tah-DAH” afterwards with your arms broken.

we cannot tolerate uncivilized falling

If you dont slip, we will slip you on the floor and break your arm.

1. Slip carefully
2. Stay slip until somebody makes you fall down perfectly