Bring it up a bit….

It’s a dirty job, but somebody’s got to do it.

How long would that actually take?

So how long have they been in the junk business?

Because both ladies AND guys need their thongs tailored to perfection…

It’s a little snug right here in the middle……..oh yeah I think you got it, that’s much better.

everything it’s cracked up to be and less!

blech how do they measure the inseam?

Why buy them Speedos when you can have it tailor made?

Watch where you’re putting those pins!

I know this is petty, but the word “thong”, pronounced “tong” (as in the kitchen utensil) is the Thai word for gold. Thai differentiates between the T like in “stay” and the T in “time”, the latter is romanized as TH (like Thai itself). Thai doesn’t have the English TH sound like “the”. I know this is even more petty, but shifting tone, “thong” can also mean stomach.

@ Mike: So this is a stomach tailor? Even funnier! HAAAAA

Tongue tailor would be much more effective