Foo king eh!

Please get in the Foo-King car

Get out of my foo-king car, you can foo-king drive, ill show you how to foo-king drive.

Hooray I Fooking Passed my test

FOO KING LEARNER DRIVERS !!

Where you learn how to roll over fooking pedestrians

G*d-d*mn driving school didn’t help me at all. hope these guys are better.

“Did you bring your g-d learner’s permit?”

Where PRNDL stands for Please Rant Needlessly–Driving Loudly

Foo-King Driving School, where we teach you to:
Drive like an ass–
Swear while you pass!

–Aggressive Teachers
for
Aggressive Drivers

you can’t foo king drive! YOU PASS THE TEST!

On the other side, the two characters next to it are read “foo” and “king” respectively. It’s not Engrish, just a coincidence.

Now see that truck that just cut you off? Open the window, stick out your hand… So far, so good! Now raise your middle finger and close the window before he throws that egg foo yung at you.

well fook me i’ve done it

YAY!!!!! You foo-king people taught me how to drive while giving “foo-king” honor to the other drivers!

http://www.fooking.ca …………great relish

Oh god, what:
http://www.fooking.ca/products/foo-king-corksucker

If ever you’ve nearly been run over by some ass who can’t drive chances are he got his foo king license here!

I have an old (more than 30 years old) pair of pliers from China which have the name “FUKUNG BRAND” on them. I’ve never seen another tool with that name on it. And I found recently that the brand name is still being used.

Sum Ting Foo King Wong

Don’t foo king drive