800 Watts of pride, baby…

Ah yes its nice to see Japan would be willing to market to cannibals, if thats not equal opportunity marketing then I dunno what is…

all hail the talking stove

And the toilet says….

Aaaah! I am so glad that the sitz bath can’t talk…..

who knew heaters took so much joy in their work?

..nothing you idiots its a stove
next to the word gullable in the dictionary is a picture of you.

I refuse to use stoves that feel confined by their job. So this will do.

Then, the day came when Denki discovered napalm, and things got really nasty.

Denki (電動) means “electric” in Japanese.

– Hey stove! Warmed up and ready to heat?

That’s what she says

But can you make me hot?