Special Invitation

my mom always said “don’t talk to stranglers”

Take no notice of the sign we were only Choking

When I told the hotel manager he should do something about that serial killer hiding in the lobby, I actually hoped for something a bit more proactive…

do they choke chickens?

“Could I place my hands around your neck?”
“No! I read the sign! I know what you’re after!”

how do i know which one of these is the strangler?

“I won’t cheat you. Promise. I’ll strangle you for sure”

Aw, but that strangler is cute and has a PHD 🙁

The invitation:
Hey! Care for a strangle?

Your not the boss of me!

But stabbers invitations are safe.

I’m telling you, I give great massages…

Strangler: “may i place this object around your neck?”

Victim: “what is it?”

Strangler: “oh, it’s just something that i made, it’s a scarf! i am a fashion designer”

Victim: “why is it so thin? ….. oh, wait a minute!! …..” x_x

But that couch looks so comfy! And he’s begging!

Hey hey hey. I paid for asphyxiation, and all you’re doing is whipping me…

Well that’s a weight off my shoulders! . . .and my neck.

IT’S THE TATTLETALE STRANGLER

Hey, dear, the strangler is calling again, he just want us there for a quick choking…

Beware of the pickpocketers and serial killers!

Yeah, I wouldn’t want to get less murdered than I paid for.

how do I know they’re stranglers?

They always fake it … !