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Only if they can’t catch you…
AKA Lost and Found
When the porters asks, Can I take your Luggage? Don’t expect it back
I’m getting paid for this, right?
Take luggage, get medal.
Is Foreigner still together? I thought they broke up back in the 80’s. Must be an old photo.
What about violence?
Yeagh but they’ll probably want a tip.
So you won’t charge me if I take this foreigner’s luggage?
wow a free stealing service!
No luggage? Take foreigner!
Stealing makes expensive things free!
And they still wonder why tourism has dwindled…
Dunno… We’re not gettin’ too many foreigners here now. Originally, we did charge our folks to take that luggage; a tax if you must. Now we don’t charge.
because your clothes suck
Terrorists win…
They won’t be able to tell who got their luggage as we all look the same anyways.
ROR!
And you think stealing is a crime.
They’re like Deal or no Deal, choose wrong you get bombed, choose right, you get a money
A few steps away we find the other sign:
“Foreigner Keep Luggage: BIG CHARGE”
no i’ll take yours
no i’ll take yours!
nononono… i want to take yours
…and if you have time, take their wallets and purses, too.
Once your luggage is stolen, it must immediately call the police.
Get luggage back
$Infinity
national security
they don’t even charge tax to take a foriegners luggage anymore. great!
How come they are saying it in the foreigners language?
why “found in hanoi, vietnam”?? with those chinese letters :-w
ok i’ll take one.
Yeah, this’ll keep those damn greedy American tourists from stayed here!
Hells I’m definitely taking foreigner’s luggage, my dad is a big fan, whatever he doesn’t want is going on E-bay
Well, if they are poor, just take it. I can buy new clothes anyway.
This explains why tourists are always pick-pocketed!
Wow, I guess Obama got so paranoid with terrorism he made a new law that it is legal to check foreigner’s luggage in case of terrorism.
But wait! More here! Be telephoning for the present and received free gift!
me love you luggage long time
But they will get the police catch me!