Must Know

It’s that simple!

All elevators must pass the test, or never be cleared for service.

I think i’ll take the stairs

So that’s why you’re never allowed to take the eleverator when there’s fire: they’re instructed to run into the accident!

Applies to elevators only

Remember, kids: no throwing vomit in the elevator.

So I’ll just have to run into the accident? Umm yea now let’s see the rules of the stairs

“The child embarks, the person take”, child abduction is very common in this elevator

Before going to your floor you must touch button on top and bottom elevator.

elevators fukin nosey

HEEEEELLLP! THIS ELEVATOR IS KIDNAPPING MY SON!!!!

Hmmmm top and bottom elevator, twice as fun ride!

42nd floor, Meaning of Life. Everybody off.

It’s not easy for a child to parent take or alert the police to the bell if your stuck inside it.

it’s a knowledgeable elevator

– I suppose you understand the rules now, Mr. Eelevator?
– *unpleasant mechanical screeches*

But are seniors allowed to withdraw? What about sophomores?

Please not to cover up. That’s right, bare all in this elevator!