Tired of Frank’s crap?

Best if accompanied by bruises, or seasoned with just a hint of blood.

Looks like they use ‘American dog’ in their corn dogs for the most authentic flavor

Forget the frank hurter….gimme some fried horse mackeral and noodiles !

i wonder what the raw egg is like..

I can just imagine it dispensing raw egg….dribbling all over the place.

What about Frank’s feelings?

die frank die

Paging Dr. Burns.

for sure it’s equipped with an ID reader

It’s about time that somebody stood up to Frank.
Did anyone notice the fried horse?

It’s just some guy poking him and saying “your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries—i fffart in you general direction—now go away before i taunt you a second time.”

Ohhh, look, they even have noodiles….

What’s up with the “Fried Horse”?

“fried horse mackerel?” o_O?

Yeah! and they also have Corn Dogs!!! wait…. those are real english.

Dispenses bald man with bike jacket called butch.

It may be about someone that hurts Frank poor Frank

Damn! I’ll have the soft ice cream and takoyaki. That’s got to be better than the fried horse knackers.

aww… poor Frank…

You’ve killed my frankfurters! 🙁

ASIAN DUDE: (Tries to purchase the “Frank hurter”)
ME: No… No!! Not!!! (slow motion)- Oh, it’s just Frank…
Guess it’s true when they say: “Revenge is a dish best served cold”

those look like blank LCD displays

Yes, blank LCD displays are yummy, especially when eaten with some raw egg.

FRANK THE HURTER
now on DVD!

Frank The Hurter II: The Revenge
Now on Bluray!

If you eat him, it becomes Frank Hurterer!