Seaweed Package from China

Sexcess salt is very bad for you.

tastes like sweat and shame

with a slight semen after taste

So after I prepare my favorite dish, what do I do with the seaweed?

works better with racist salt!

Sexist salt does not like girls.

But My favorite dish is sexcess salt….

Do I need to use protection when removing sexess salt?

Sexcess, Salt & Lock’n’LOL!

And lo, with nothing but a paltry packet of sexcess salt, Engrish Jesus didst make the seaweed double in volume, and the people didst feast and rejoice about the course of forty days and forty nights, for the seaweed had magically doubled in volume…

B. 😈