Special Restaurant

If you’re not “Special” you’re not allowed in.

For those flights when you just can’t understand what the hell is the pilot doing…

they prefer to be called mentally challenged.

had to take a short yellow bus to get here….

“Hello and welcome, this is your captain speaking. First step is to push the lever up 1 place for flaps. There we go. Now what? … Lets see…taking off… page 204…”

You can’t laugh at the people here or you’ll get in trouble.

Why does the retarded section have more dangerous utensils?

Hey, in America they cant even spell english correctly..ie colour, favour, etc. So dont knock it. After all, English belongs to England. !

The flight uses the short plane, too!

Protective head gear include drool catcher…no extra charge on the retarded flights.

The only restaurant where the O Rly Owl takes retards on free flights!

where every activity involves a shiny plastic helmet to keep the special juices flowing in the ol noggin

here the meals are all cut down to peices smaller than m&ms and they only alow sporks

The restaurant has to cater to the available clientelle… all the SMART people went to the bar.

Once you’re done at the bar, you’ll qualify for the restaurant

For those days where you wanna be surrounded by people as special as you

> Orly airport
wait WHAT?!

For those pilots who just cant quite reach cruising altitude.

It’s kinda like Ronald McDonald meets Outback …

Where Ronald McDonald visits Outback.

“Vols retardés” means “delayed flights”…another case of overly literal translation.

Is this where you go when you don’t like your airline?

– A flight to go, please.