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You don’t even have to be there for your wife to have sex!
Because 2 times love is insufficient
He’s no superhero! Where was he when I was raped!?
full body condoms for the ultimate in safe sex !!!
Yeah, it’s all goodness until it squirts…
okay heres where i step back and go WTF???????!!!!!
Your pleasure is enhanced with the sensation of peaches.
So you can use this condom 4 times before a change is needed?
Thank God for trash bags cause condoms dont fit!
And what kind do we get “for your badness”?
“You’re such a squirt”
not what people usually say in that situation.
and its not xxx , its 4x
RUBBER ducky, you’re the one.
Extended pleasure: “4 times love” for him and her.
By the way, isn’t “squirt” what we’re trying to prevent here.
Oh, now you should see captain planet
Says it all.
my goodness!
Captain Condom, greatest enemy of Sperman.
Captain? I’m holding out for Major Condom.