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Inmate 1: What you in for, man?
Inmate 2: Eh, they just caught me beating the stalactites.
Inmate 1: I guess you weren’t being particular enough about civilization.
Please give the balustrades some support, they just can’t do it on their own.
bob couldn’t make it. he’s home vomiting sputum
choosey about peanut butter ? you bet i am. i’m also particular about civilization.
Don’t throw up the rubbishes?! Who would eat the rubbish in the first place?!
Don’t beat the stalacites. They will not make music like a xylophone, contary to every cartoon you’ve seen.
I can just imagine all those people running up to the bridge and shaking. 😉
‘Don’t stepping the grass’ – shouldn’t there be grass all over said Butterfly Hill?
It’s called ‘Butterfly Defect’
“Mustn’t smoke in the cave and Butterfly stomach.”
Well…for the first time on Engrish.com, I’m at a loss for words.
You mean we actually get to go into a real butterfly, rather than just seeing the butterflies? Awesome! This tour has everything!
Yeah, it makes sense that you can’t smoke in the butterfly stomach. You would make the butterfly vomit sputum.
Phew, I’m out of the tour area! Now I can vomit sputum!
Please support the balustrades. They need some moral support, they’ve just been through a rough divorce.
@Marty: Sorry, didn’t see your caption there.