Bad Elmo

Stump your feet!!

Toilet paper sold separately…

I wouldn’t tickle this one.

Don’t feed it after midnight, or you might get a surprise!

Id rock too if I had to crap my hands.

Guess who???
Arggg, I hope not Elmo

If you’re happy and you know it, …….EWWWWW!

If you’re happy and you know it…

Use toilet paper next time…

What sane parent would BUY such a toy?!

Crap your hands and hump your feet, rocking Elmo can’t be beeeet!!!

“You probably shouldn’t be tickling him… just there”

OUT OF EXCITEMENT!!

If you’re happy and know it… er, never mind!

if your happy and u know it hump ur feet (censered scene)

I almost crapped myself when I saw this.

This toy will make you crap your hands…

You know, I’ll usually do anything a box tells me, but this time…

Rub his nose in it! Bad Elmo, Bad! No!

Elmo, how many times do I have to tell you not to eat yourself and poop it out later?

hey if it’s all right for the monkies it’s okay..for..whatever the hell Elmo is supposed to be

so wash your hands after playing with him…

Different many modes! Happy fun with diarrhea dancing!

Toilet training in session.

Let’s shotgun!!

MOMMY! WHEN I WAS ON THE TOILET INSTEAD OF CRAP IN THE TOILET IT WAS MY HANDS BUT THEY WERE FAKE HANDS!

Prelude to potty training Elmo

Tickle Me SMELL-mo! 🙂

if ur happy and u know it crap u hands!..wait what!?!

Hands are not necessarily rich sources of dietary fiber.

Electric guitar sold seperately.

So.. after you crap your hands, he rocks in his chair??? Elmo’s surely becoming senile..

If you buy the Captain Novolin action figure as well, then you can “crap your hands” AND “check you feet”!

Just don’t facepalm