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Tattoo: Di prane! Di prane! Bozz, iz dat a frying hungly zombie tiger?
Boss: Yes Tattoo, this is fantasy island remember?
So I heard u killed a tiger…why?
PUT THIS IN THE ENGRISH STORE. NAO.
what wele they even tlying to say?
Tattooeater!
Is this a command directed to the dead tiger, or is it a list of things the bearer of the shirt eats?
And now, modern science brings you the newest development in tattoo removal, not as painful as acid excision, not as expensive as laser surgery: a dead tiger will eat the tattoo right off your skin! Don’t worry about its sharp fangs; it’s dead, after all.
And choke!