Notice of Take Staircase

I want a job as a keeper of the staircase…….

I guess I’ll just diaport in the elevator instead. I have no choice but to protrude my tartness and keenness anyway.

Please to ambulate with the keeper in the diaport with keenness, tartly.

Fine, I’ll just take the damn elevator.

Sorry Dalet. No ambulatingly hop in elevator go you.

I always thought the staircase was a tart!

staircase to heaven

whats so dangerous about this staircase- WHAAAA!!!!
(cracking of bone)

Screw this. Where’s the elevator?

I have to fasten my arm to the armrest???? Are you sure this is in a safe place????

If this weren’t botched English, it would still be hilarious. Staircase rule?!?

1. You are ordered to hold the siderail at all times.
2. Children and old folks must be accompanied by a designated staircase employee.
3. Don’t stall at the entrace to the staircase.
4. Getting on the side rail is STRICTLY PROHIBITED.
5. Bicycles are not allowed.
6. … I can’t even translate this one… Don’t eat keen tarts ont he staircase?

Mommy, why did you take my diaport? I need to pee!