Japan Tobacco Courtesy Campaign

It’s OK to be flatulent when you’re smoking a five and a half foot cigarette.

Yeah, I don’t bother to see who’s behind me either. I pretty much just let ‘er rip!

…because the flames will give me away.

Secondhand smoke + flatulence = blindness…any questions????

*Farts into face*
*Puffs cigarette smoke into face*
*Punches in face*
“Oh, I’m sorry I didn’t notice you were there. I’m blind”

Passing gass+Cigarette=Boom!
Man, why raise a stink about it?!

It doesn’t matter where you look. It’s AOE (Area of Effect). Everyone within the vicinity will suffer.

Blind gas: It knocks you out.

*shugs*

*uses ear as a handy cigarette holder*

*takes another bite of vindaloo*

*realizes no one got the joke*

Just hope that while you’re smoking that no one’s rear end is stuck in your face. Also make sure that they can see you before they bend over and let a wet one rip….

Silent but deadly!

Why’s the other guy blind again?

Well, it’s better to look around you before lighting either, really.

I asked my sister to translate the japanese text for me, and in case you were curious, it’s something of the following:

“Before I fart, I check behind my back.
But I forget to do so when I smoke tobacco.”