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Japan Tobacco Courtesy Campaign
posted on 22 Mar 2004 in Signs
I hate smokers’ double standards…
Photo courtesy of Mark Schreiber.
One of several posters put up by
Japan Tobacco in trains as part of a campaign to
teach smokers to be more considerate.
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It’s OK to be flatulent when you’re smoking a five and a half foot cigarette.
Yeah, I don’t bother to see who’s behind me either. I pretty much just let ‘er rip!
…because the flames will give me away.
Secondhand smoke + flatulence = blindness…any questions????
*Farts into face*
*Puffs cigarette smoke into face*
*Punches in face*
“Oh, I’m sorry I didn’t notice you were there. I’m blind”
Passing gass+Cigarette=Boom!
Man, why raise a stink about it?!
It doesn’t matter where you look. It’s AOE (Area of Effect). Everyone within the vicinity will suffer.
Blind gas: It knocks you out.
*shugs*
*uses ear as a handy cigarette holder*
*takes another bite of vindaloo*
*realizes no one got the joke*
Just hope that while you’re smoking that no one’s rear end is stuck in your face. Also make sure that they can see you before they bend over and let a wet one rip….
Silent but deadly!
Why’s the other guy blind again?
Well, it’s better to look around you before lighting either, really.
I asked my sister to translate the japanese text for me, and in case you were curious, it’s something of the following:
“Before I fart, I check behind my back.
But I forget to do so when I smoke tobacco.”