Emergencies Only

It’s so tiny…

you may never know when u need one..

When it absolutely, positively has to be there in nine months.

When you run out of hens…

for when U dont have enough lards

In case of fire in lower compartment

Because sometimes, yours just can’t handle the job.

Ok it’s tiny, but in emergencies you gotta think of alligators in the water as floating logs…

Can you see the smirking face in the label underneath? :/