Woody Chocolate

No really…What’s in it?

For a snack chocolate that’s hard on with its taste.

Looks loggy to me

Hey little girl, want some candy?

… i taste dog pee… D;

Perfect for Valentine’s day!

They put sildenafil in anything these days…

Tastes sweetest in the morning!

mmm…..
crunchy…

There’s nothing better than a Woody in the morning!

This candy is named after my ****!

A beaver’s favorite candy!

it’s too hard

I can’t believe they chopped down wood for this.

Splinter warning.

“A real two by four in every bite!”

I don’t see what is so strange about this. My wife often covers my woody with chocolate….. Oh wait did I say that out loud?

Sometimes you feel like a nut…

Do you get splinters in your mouth?

a girl tastes it : ” why does it taste like semen?”

Does it come with nuts?

There is no way i, Alph Michael Foxx, will get hurt by another piece of candy a- hey look chocolate! My toung has splinters now!!

I thought his movies are corny.

Pairs perfectly with Stiffy Soda!