Super Laser Yoyo

Only strong-minded people for use. Do not buy super laser yo-yo if health is below exceptional

but the yo-yo was intended as a weapon…

…of mass distraction. The mental parts inside do their job.

Don’t do it! Put the yo-yo down gently….

Is that what happened to my mental parts?

The mental parts are sharp.

like anyone can swallow a yoyo!!

I think their mental parts have already been disassembled.

I said not to leave string alone with those 2-year olds. You know the string attacks when pulled

Is this for kids? It should be labeled, “evil masterminds only. no put in hand of young infant child.”

The “mental” parts in my yo yo make it a lot more fun!!

Do not use super laser in yo-yo for corrective eye surgery. To do so would be mental.

Be aware when people coming close when you play yo yo. If people saying ” hey look at yo yo!” they not calling you yo yo. So no get mad and throw at people or you really are yo yo and your mental parts should be disassembled. 🙂

Don’t put into mouth to prevent choking… and stick it up ur ass for the cure…

No wonder they said prevention is better than cure 😉

string killing children

Don’t tie the string around your neck for play in a rough way, just for auto-erotic asphixiation.

My ex was a bit of a yo-yo. When we dissembled, her mental parts were a friggin’ nightmare! I could have used that advice earlier!

Don’t put into mouth to prevent choking…put into mouth to cause choking!

Also, always inform neighbors when string moves to new place.

Hrrmph. My mental parts couldn’t dissemble a yo-yo if they tried. They’re just too clear spoken!

I dont want nobody close to me when I play with my yo-yo. Laser mental or otherwise.

You know strings tie themselves around children under 3 in a rough way when left alone with them.

Warning: use of mental parts when disassembling may cause super laser to fire.