Mobile Phone Warning

God damn… sorry, I broke compliance!

dang, does that mean txt sex makes my partner feel bad?

Judging by the icons at the bottom of the sign …

Making driving while use of phone also to make feel bad. However use of phaser, flame, skating board, or box handling lovely will make of feeling partner pleasure.

Yes, stationary manners are just so last season.

The New Sony Communicative Mobile Phone
It doesn’t just communicate words – it communicates FEELINGS!
(use with caution, communicating bad language may result in injury to the feelings of others and could permanently damage relationships.)

Lessee…if the first one is -don’t- use while driving, does that mean -do- use in case of a super-nova, do set on fire, do run over it on a skateboard, do take it on the motorcycle wheel of death at the circus, and do give it to Boba-fett? (Yeah, yeah, I know…lose one thousand geek points for that last one. ;p )

Mobile phones talk too much, anyway