Danger Sign

DANGER! Included are switch blades, knives, axes, and small sharp objects! Please buy good toy! We know you like very good!

This is what I have writen on the font of my underpants…

So why did they make a dangerous toy if their just going to tell people not to play with it.

So which sharp part gets hurt then?

Be careful not to give Apple products to kids!

so i should put this….in my mouth?

Warning! Dangerous toy! Try not to play with it!

LMFAO WTF.

For gud luks yez it is.

If there was an evil version of Santa, this is what he’d put in little kids’ stockings.

At least they’re generous with their sharp, suffocating parts. That’s what I look for in a toy.

What devil-worshipping kids ask for when they write to Satan Claws…

This makes perfect sense. There is some little part, that suffocates under the following condition: the sharp part must get hurt and get swallowed at the same time. There are many of those suffocating little parts in this toy. Play responsibly!

Reminds me of the “Bag-o-glass” skit from SNL… maybe someday they will find that chainsaw-teddybear too.

included: a power saw, sulfuric acid, chainsaws, blowtorches, c4, lighter, plutonium, cyanide pills, meat cleavers, hand grenades, shoe bombs, a katana, bubbly the exploding clown doll, bear traps, neck-slice necklaces, cyandie pills in an “aspirin bottle”, a klan rally, dinosaur eggs, a circular power saw, death spikes, switchblades, an RPG-7, a car battery, a cheese-grater dildo, sandpaper toilet paper, tear gas, loose glass shards, an electric chair, an iron maiden, a noose, an inside- out spike bracelet, an inside-out spike necklace, a molotov cocktail, charlie sheen, weighted shackles for swimming, a wolverine, wolverine, a haunted hat, a home lobotomy kit,… Read more »

iDanger is Apple’s least successful product.