Let me see…I’ll be smelling panda droppings around 4 P.M. today…
nick
18 years ago
Pity the other ones smell like, well …crap, Panda Crap
Lollerskate
18 years ago
Recent investigations have revealed the giant panda’s secret dietary customs. And unprecedented craftmanship.
Dominic Small
18 years ago
A place to make your bum notes?
CarbonatedCube
18 years ago
As opposed to the one on the left, which is not very fragrant at all.
chris
18 years ago
what the hell, is all i have to say… i cant stop laffing at this one..
John Nowak
18 years ago
Not one copy has ever been sold. This among other things may explain why the company went out of business.
(Note: I would not actually know; this joke is fictitious.)
Jook Man
17 years ago
I hate going to stinkin’ meetings. This is the reason I use a Black Bear Ree.
nezu
17 years ago
5pm: panda droppings tea time.
6pm: panda droppings dinner.
Aidan
17 years ago
No thanks, I’ve had my panda droppings for the day
Jamie Brannon
17 years ago
Friend 1- Whats that smell?
Friend 2- Oh Dont worry, thats my new Panda Dropping notebook.
sister_nyx
17 years ago
Oh nooooooooooo!
ronsterman
17 years ago
are you feeding your panda w/ deodorant? perfume then?
Justice
17 years ago
No English skill necessary to catch the drift of this one.
Lollerskate
17 years ago
That Panda is certainly not amused.
Vitor
17 years ago
Are you done writing bull droppings?
Scott Lefebvre
17 years ago
Pioneering new areas of scratch and sniff merchandise.
Ghost08
17 years ago
this schedule stinks
Van
17 years ago
Well..thats the best way to smell panda droppings…
Roslyn
17 years ago
as opposed to the one that is not so fragrant, ha ha
“You got this one? Cool! Well I got the one which was fragrant with monkey-vomit!”
GC
17 years ago
Scratch and sniff, anyone?
Kitty
17 years ago
Mmm, eau de panda dropping…
Donny
17 years ago
Comes with complimentary box of Panda brownies.
eazyduzit
17 years ago
“Schedule Book”: the new fragrance from Gorgio Armani. Inspired by the arromatic scent of panda droppings infused with terrible english.
Sandor
16 years ago
Try the other scented schedule books on our product line, including essence of rotten eggs, unruly body odor, skunk, fish, burning tires, 2-day-old roadkill, and for the truly refined olfactory connoisseur, flatulence. Collect them all! Place your orders at ohgodwhatsthatstench.com today!
Swedish non-blonde
16 years ago
Why Bertie Botts started making all-flavour beans instead…
yoyo
16 years ago
Ever popular, Pooh bear.
drumming_panda
16 years ago
nice advertising. They got me. I gotta buy it now.
kiwivault
16 years ago
ummm scratch n sniff journals panda droppings my favorite sent iv got to buy it is only 30 yan 8D
Greg
16 years ago
Ok, 3 o’clock appointment…for me to POOP on!
teddy
16 years ago
we feeding the panda with the premium quality myrrh
don
16 years ago
hmm… this one’s better than victoria’s secret. let me see my sched for the day.. hmmm i gotta go to the Sichuan Giant Panda Sanctuaries today and check out the new scents..
ergerg
16 years ago
This was so straight forward that I can’t think of a nice input…
CP
16 years ago
I hate panda poop scented books! Panda pee is so much nicer.
oh am sooooo curious, i cant wait to smell a panda’s dropping.
i love fragrances!
racist park
15 years ago
No thank-you. I’m allergic to the smell of panda droppings even if it smells nice.
Kwan
15 years ago
We just love pandas that much.
Murilo Silva
15 years ago
I’d rather have not. Thanks for the offer.
Long Tom
15 years ago
Eat your heart out, Happy Bunny!
TheLegendaryLoboSolo
15 years ago
Perhaps this is why I’m so unorganized…. hmmm.
Darian or so
15 years ago
they’re calling their own book a piece of panda shit
Gerson
15 years ago
Talk about droppings of a bull…
Biff the Understudy
14 years ago
Warning: only write in this journal using a #2 pencil.
RocketCat
11 years ago
Let’s see… I have a 2 o’clock opening on Monday for the fragrant panda droppings and I have all day Thursday free to go to the German sexual harassment buffet with my girlfriend eggslut.
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Let me see…I’ll be smelling panda droppings around 4 P.M. today…
Pity the other ones smell like, well …crap, Panda Crap
Recent investigations have revealed the giant panda’s secret dietary customs. And unprecedented craftmanship.
A place to make your bum notes?
As opposed to the one on the left, which is not very fragrant at all.
what the hell, is all i have to say… i cant stop laffing at this one..
Not one copy has ever been sold. This among other things may explain why the company went out of business.
(Note: I would not actually know; this joke is fictitious.)
I hate going to stinkin’ meetings. This is the reason I use a Black Bear Ree.
5pm: panda droppings tea time.
6pm: panda droppings dinner.
No thanks, I’ve had my panda droppings for the day
Friend 1- Whats that smell?
Friend 2- Oh Dont worry, thats my new Panda Dropping notebook.
Oh nooooooooooo!
are you feeding your panda w/ deodorant? perfume then?
No English skill necessary to catch the drift of this one.
That Panda is certainly not amused.
Are you done writing bull droppings?
Pioneering new areas of scratch and sniff merchandise.
this schedule stinks
Well..thats the best way to smell panda droppings…
as opposed to the one that is not so fragrant, ha ha
Yet another WWF project.
That’s not the only thing you’ll be smelling…
Which explains why they been selling SO well.
“You got this one? Cool! Well I got the one which was fragrant with monkey-vomit!”
Scratch and sniff, anyone?
Mmm, eau de panda dropping…
Comes with complimentary box of Panda brownies.
“Schedule Book”: the new fragrance from Gorgio Armani. Inspired by the arromatic scent of panda droppings infused with terrible english.
Try the other scented schedule books on our product line, including essence of rotten eggs, unruly body odor, skunk, fish, burning tires, 2-day-old roadkill, and for the truly refined olfactory connoisseur, flatulence. Collect them all! Place your orders at ohgodwhatsthatstench.com today!
Why Bertie Botts started making all-flavour beans instead…
Ever popular, Pooh bear.
nice advertising. They got me. I gotta buy it now.
ummm scratch n sniff journals panda droppings my favorite sent iv got to buy it is only 30 yan 8D
Ok, 3 o’clock appointment…for me to POOP on!
we feeding the panda with the premium quality myrrh
hmm… this one’s better than victoria’s secret. let me see my sched for the day.. hmmm i gotta go to the Sichuan Giant Panda Sanctuaries today and check out the new scents..
This was so straight forward that I can’t think of a nice input…
I hate panda poop scented books! Panda pee is so much nicer.
oh am sooooo curious, i cant wait to smell a panda’s dropping.
i love fragrances!
No thank-you. I’m allergic to the smell of panda droppings even if it smells nice.
We just love pandas that much.
I’d rather have not. Thanks for the offer.
Eat your heart out, Happy Bunny!
Perhaps this is why I’m so unorganized…. hmmm.
they’re calling their own book a piece of panda shit
Talk about droppings of a bull…
Warning: only write in this journal using a #2 pencil.
Let’s see… I have a 2 o’clock opening on Monday for the fragrant panda droppings and I have all day Thursday free to go to the German sexual harassment buffet with my girlfriend eggslut.
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