You’ll get it one way or another…

My Mother taught me never to bolt my food.

Choice between slot, Phillips, Pozidriv, Torx, or hex.

Sounds like something Donald would say to TV presenter

Looks more like (s)nails to me.

Waiter I can’t lift the plate.

With cream of sum yung gai.

They could be clampions

I’d like a dish with all the fixings.

Actually, her name is Frieda.

– Would you like screw driver with that?

I prefer fried nail. At least I can get hammered with those.

Warning: may contain traces of nuts and bolts.

– Waiter! This meal is screwed!
– Would you like me to nail it, Sir?

– Hammerburger with french pliers and a large screwdriver, please.

There must be a point to this thread.

The cook has a few screws loose.

This bloody picture was taken after the customer threw up.

The ladies of the Ouled Nail used to be a prime example of a vast cutural difference. (to ours) They would traditionally work for a few years as prostitutes, to earrn enough money for a dowry for their prospective husband.

These hauughty, proud, ladies, were amazing. You might well posess their bodies, but you would never come within a bulls-roar of owning their spirit. Women’s lib? Those ladies owned the term.

I’ll post it AGAIN.

@Dr Lex 0411. An ouled Nail perhaps? 😉

My posting kept vanjshing to “Write Only Memory”.

Pan head screw, I suppose.

I’m tired of eating at Home Depot.

It’s a pork dish.

I need something to washer it down with.

The ultimate in S&M sex!

Must be one of those DIY restaurants

No thanks, I’m just gonna make a bolt for the door…

Actually. The prisoners had this for lunch yesterday.

You should have seen the look on the guy’s face at home depot when I ask for a mushroom driver.

WHAT, soft boiled nails, um . . . snail?
Eww !