Don’t say we didn’t tell you!

Don’t say we didn’t tell you!

posted on 9 Mar 2016 in Instructions, Signs

food-allergy

Yeah, good luck with that allergy…

Photo courtesy of Marcel van Kervinck.
Found at Tokyo Starbucks (no other English found).

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Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

Thank you.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

Englishenglishenglishenglishenglishenglish please!

algernon
algernon
8 years ago

Its all Japanese to me

algernon
algernon
8 years ago

Must be a food allergy its starbucks

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
8 years ago

“To our customers who have food allergy”

We don’t care about you

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

– Waiter! I have a food allergy!
– Excellent, Sir.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
8 years ago

If you can’t read engrish, follow these instructions that are in another language.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
8 years ago

They better fix that before someone dies of Google Translate.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
8 years ago

To Starbucks managers who are allergic to proofreading…

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

– OK, staff, what’s the situation?
– Nineteen dead, thirty-five to go, chief.

timmy
timmy
8 years ago

Most customers are already dead by the time they get to the bottom line so really, why bother.

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

Contains nuts.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
8 years ago

Ah So! Best disclaimer in world.

DrLex
DrLex
8 years ago

This sign may contain traces of English.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

Deer Guest,

You are welcome to come again.

R.I.P.!

– Starbucks Tokyo Secret Tourist Deadly Fungus Bacterium Intelligent Food Allergies, Inc.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
8 years ago

Eating there might be a rash move.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
8 years ago

“I’ll have the peanut & penicillin encrusted shrimp and crab platter, with a side of pollen and served on a cat skin please.”

Chris
Chris
8 years ago

“Have a food allergy?”
“No thanks, I already have one.”

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

– And a coffin to go, please.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
8 years ago

@72rd Flesh Ground Coffin?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

@ Big Fat Cat: Flesh, black and worm!

Pete
Pete
8 years ago

For anybody who cares about what it really says, here are the main points:

This Starbucks cafe prepares each cup the way we take your order.

They advise customers in advance that they don’t have any kind of supplies on hand if a customer has an allergic reaction from consuming their products.

If customers have any concerns about allergens in their products, please ask your barista about it.

Customers should choose what they order responsibly in light of this.

Auntie
Auntie
8 years ago

For everyone who doesn’t read nihongo, or even if they do, aren’t going to bother reading all that text, thanks, Pete.

Some signs do more harm to the company that good, don’t they?

Garst
8 years ago

I guess they have a problem with people with food allergies plagiarizing their signs.

Tom P
Tom P
8 years ago

I’m allergic to Katakana.

Long Tom
Long Tom
8 years ago

“If you haven’t guessed by now, this is a Japanese-only Starbucks! Go to the Roppongi neighborhood!”

Filboid
Filboid
8 years ago

One tarr brack ratte, with a doubre shock of anapharactic, prease. See, no plobrem.

RT
RT
8 years ago

“it’s okay that we didn’t leave detailed instructions in English; you know those American people don’t like to read anyways”

Eggrish
Eggrish
8 years ago

Google translate tells me, “Please die somewhere else”.

Crank Caller
Crank Caller
8 years ago

Translation: We serve peanuts prepared with peanut oil in machines that process peanuts. We wash the floors with peanut soap, spray the air with peanut scent, and make our napkins from peanut shells. Your dinner will only cost you peanuts. Would you like peanuts with that?

Peter
Peter
8 years ago

Obviously the chap who made the sign post was allergic to Engrish

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