Let’s tourist responsibly.

trip = stumble or fall
Please enjoy your trip with civilized behavior means fall into water gracefully .

Welcome to Peyote Land!

Can I take a trip on your friend’s ship, then?

Some of my best friends are plants, especially those that can send me on a trip.

No, I normally enjoy my trip with paranoia, hysteria, lobotomy, heart attack and finally death.

CAUTION: In case of bad trip, dying right here is strictly prohibited

Would that be in the corn fields

Why were are we going

– Hey! Who put that friend’s hip between us?

Thank you, Dr. Timothy Leary.

@algernon: Your dry sense of humor always cracks me up!

But I don’t even know where you’ve been.

@Hilary.
Der bergers sind besser im Xi’an city.

Define civilized.

High up in the hills where the poppies be,
I gaze on high at the blood red sea,
And the fish leap up and cavort about,
In wonderful hues like a rainbow trout.

With the bright green sun in a purple sky,
Where the dragons live and never die,
And the turtles sing like Pavarotti,
For the flying fox is completely potty.

It’s there that we’ll live in a castle great,
Just me and my cat and my loving mate,
And we’ll surf the clouds on a golden ski,
In the mystical land that can never be.

We’ve been having a bit of a barbarian problem lately.

There! That gives a different slant on “tourist trips”.

jjhitt.
Warrior: RAPE THE MEN AND KILL THE WOMEN,
King: Don’t you mean “kill the men, and rape the women”?
Warrior: Listen here sweetie. You play your games, and I’ll play mine.

Sid Meier‘s Civilization : Age of Love & Friendship.

We’re talkin’ to you, Jeff Rubin!

And you, Gerard…

Enjoy your trip, we’ll se you in the fall.

If you act uncivilized, I will no longer be your friend-and you DON’T want to be my ex-friend!

The *Chinese* are demanding/kindly requesting that tourists act civilized?!

Is there a character for “irony”?

@ Marum:
Der bergers sind besser im Xi’an city.

Just checking.

The citizens are better in Xi’an city?

@ Marum Never mind, mine is wrong too. I’ll shut up now.

Ya. Das ist es wahrheitsgetreu