Stained cutlery extra

Thai stink food

Looks like the fried rice is the better option

CUSTOMER: This food stinks.
CHEF: Thank you, sir.

Whoever keeps pulling the cook’s finger, STOP IT RIGHT NOW!

– Shrimp-Beef-Pork-Squids and a bottle of De-Odor-Ant, please.

– Would you like something to drink, Sir?
– Drink-Feck-Arse-Girls!! Drink!

You want flies with that?

– Shrimp-beef-pork-squids, shrimp-squids-pork-chicken, beef-chicken-pork-squids, shrimp-shrimp-squids-pork-chicken, pork-chicken-shrimp-shrimp-beef-squids-shrimp-shrimp-shrimp, shrimp-shrimp-shrimp-shrimp-shrimp-shrimp-shrimp-shrimp-shrimp-shrimp-shrimp-shrimp-pork-chicken-beef-squid-shrimp-shrimp shrimp-shrimp-shrimp-shrimp-shrimp-shrimp-shrimp-shrimp-shramp-shram-sham-span-spam-spam-spam-spam-spam-spam-spam, and a rice with some spam on it with some spam, please.

– Waiter, I miss urine!

Pork chicken or pork squids

I Miss Urine

Must be the Chef LeFete special.

Eaten with Nose-Clothespin-Gag-Reflex.
Followed soon after by Tums-Pepto-Zantac-Gas-X.

Ran out of shrimp so they substituted crap.

Do you have a Kosher menu?

When a school of tiny Squid-Pigs-Cows flies overhead, I hope you have your umbrella.

I love the smell of Squid-Cows in the morning. It smells like victory.

The trouser trumpets always start playing after Shrimp-Beef-Pork-Squids.

– May I recommend our chef today, Madam? He’s farty-eight, he didn’t take a bath or shower for a month, has been heavily drinking alcohol for the last few weeks, and he didn’t change his clothes since Christmas, guaranteed putrefied but deliciously moldy, runny and overgrown with tumors, bacterium and fungi, and carefully flied in a pan with a little lump of green putty he found in his armpit one midsummer morning.

The chef must be So Young … Smells like teen spirit!

The Fried rice shrimp-squids-pork-chicken has a fowl odor.

QUESTA O QUELLA!!

Sorry, English not good. I not mean shrimp, meant skunk.

BTW The prawns are off. And I mean OFF!

In fact, despite the fact that they are dead, they just walked out the door.

Defensive odour available on request

Contains diarrhoea

NOTE TO DOWN-VOTER(S): Here’s the deal: I’ll down-vote my own posts. OK? I really pity you, you must be tired doing all this by yourself.

Waitress, do I smell fish?

We sell every type of food imaginable and the kitchen stink.

Genetic experiments have gone too far…

Boy, those Truth in Advertising laws get stricter every year.

Setting a new goal for myself: get more down votes than anybody else.

If your eyes are burning, that means it’s working !

Seventy2rd – Thank you for the Jack Hackett quote! You RULE!

Comes with free mouthwash.