Not our best brew

We’ve bean thinking we may need a new approach to our coffee sales.

Particularly good

43 beans in every cup

I wonder how it testes

This coffee the assortment is numerous, and the species assorts with the popular flavor syncronous. It feels it when it drinks it.

Coffee to go-go. Testes best with cream.

Tastes like anything… but coffee.

That’s one way to get rid of used motor oil.

Also known as tea.

NOTE: The coffee machine is out of control

Jamaica?
No, it brewed all by itself!

Makes you wonder where it’s bean.

Specially blended for use as enema.

Available in cheese, salami, onion and chilli flavours.

Tastes exactly like hot water

Just right for the Odd Couple.

Waiter, there’s something wrong with the coffee. Can I have some more?

@GwydionM

That’s known as American coffee in Europe

With carefully mixed together and put in a blender with zero clue beans.

Offer by QueerBuck

Served with mare milk

Almost, but not quite, entirely unlike coffee.

Also this.

Peculiar coffee, tastes ‘better’ with expired milk and Disgusting sugar. Made with raw coffee beans and sweat!

for when you want that something extra in your coffee…

Has peculiar taste. :d

Odd. Jim never has a second cup at home.

I can’t quite tell what gives it that robust taste

I don’t get it. Peculiar (meaning unique) Coffee with a cup with milk being poured in the coffee cup. Roasted beans in different colors. What gives?

Exclusively available from Bizarrebucks

Mein Herr, our Coffee arrived mit Ratt Schitts in the bag. Can we, in future, receive our Coffee without der Ratt Schitts?

If it is compulsory that we receive Ratt Schitts mit our Coffeee, can we have them in separate bags. Then we can mix them to our own requirements.

Yours faithfully.

Helmut Harresoll. Stock Controller.

Is it “Kopi Luwak”? … coffee beans grown in Sumatera and only the best ripened beans picked and eaten by luwaks (civet cats) and excreted still whole after being processed by the digestive juices…. this is reputed to be the best coffee.. and sold in New York at $50 a cup! It’s the running joke in “the Bucket List”.. Jack Nicholson was drinking it.. and Morgan Freeman told him later in the movie what it was….

Vely Stlange.

Miss Peregrine’s Home for Peculiar Coffee.