Been naughty this year?

Next you’ll be telling me that ‘Dashing through the snow’ is a euphemism too

Oh dear, thats too much for me to bear.

Mary had a little Lamb,
She also had a Bear,
Everyone saw Mary’s Lamb,
But very few saw her Bear.

Mary was often bad,
And she was often nice,
But when she was very very bad,
She was very very nice.

Sweet. So much nicer than the usual “Get in the car, b!tch.”

Let’s enjoy Christmas.
Yeah!
Merry Syphillus and a happy Gonohorrea.

Ho, ho, ho will never have the same meaning for me.

Thanks for spoiling Christmas for me, Japanese manufacturers.

It’s a Christmas Beer!

Ho! Enjoying the Christmas? Oh my goodness!

Finally the garish red suit, secretive lifestyle and flamboyant late night escapes make sense!

TO A HO AT CHRISTMAS
You better watch out
You better not cry,
Better not pout,
I’m telling you why.
I’ve got a BIG present for you!

What’s the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stopped at three Hos.

@Faulty wiring. No. But Ho, Ho, Ho, is.

Hmm. Maybe a double entendre.

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“The reason Santa is so jolly is that he knows where all the bad girls live.” –attributed to George Carlin

One of the things that I miss most about Joey Ramone was being on his Xmas card list.

“Hi ho silver Christmas!” 😀

Something tells me I am going to enjoy my gift this year……

Ho’ much?

And WHY do the Japanese think it’s “cool” to put “English” (no I didn’t say “Engrish”) in everything?

It’s Rudolph the Red-Nosed Ramone!
Gabba Gabba Hey!

Santa really dose know where all the naughty girls live.

santa ALWAYS asks for a “snow job”

Haha, I need this as an ecard!

Am I the only person who’s first thought was Blitzkrieg Bop?

I will never hear Blitzkrieg Bop in the same way again.

“don we now our gay apparel” no longer applies to christmas?

Q. What’s covered in fur and dances?

A. Michael Bearisnikov.

Hey ho lets go!
Best Christmas song is ‘Merry Christmas, I don’t want to fight tonight” by the Ramones.

Santa really does know where the naughty girls live.

Is that a bear or a deer?
Oh, I know, it’s a beer!

It’s Teddy, the red-nosed beard (bear-deer cross)

What do you get when you don’t give a Ho a gift?
Some really cheap whine.

Santa Ramone

Someone’s addressing one of the Kardashian sisters?

I understand. I get alittle horny at Christmas too.

If you’ll be naughty, you’ll get something nice ….

How I see it:
“Hey ho(e), it’s Christmas time… Let’s enjoy ‘Health'”

Health… as in “delivery health.” Horny??

What’s been going on with the bear and deer?

You just KNOW you are in China when a badly drawn raindeer is calling you his HOE!