Better get your steak dice well-done…

Were do I start. So many choices.

If I roll a 6 is do I get that chap that looks like a Sheep.

as you ____(noun)___ ….. mad libs menu style

I’m holding out for the steamed crap…

Most farmers and ranchers would agree that when your lumb gets chapped there is no substitute for Bag Balm.

Don’t mention the lumb chap to a Kiwi.

I told you not to order in French.

Mary had a little lumb, on it’s libs played xylophone…

Mary had two little lumbs, she had them sized up!

Try our dice for a domino effect on your duodenum, your colon, your appendix and your rectum!

Mary had a little lumb,
Her father shot it dead,
Mary had a little lumb,
Between two chunks of bread.

(Sorry. Very old one there)

Can I roll to save against my steak if it isn’t any good?

Being an aminal ribelationist, I always forego lumb chaps.

There once was a chef named Della
Whose ancient lumb chops had turned yella,
Plus his putrid dice steak ,
And spare lib gave a break,
Of catching near terminal salmonella

Damn! Can’t get that last line right.

“Dice steak combo, please.”
“Certainly. Would you like that d-6, d-12, or would you like to size up to the d-20 combo?”

♫ My Lumb, my Lumb, my lovely lady Lumb…♫

Ralph Hamilton
Damn! Can’t get that last line right.

What about:

‘Of contracting full blown salmonella’

In like a Lumb, out like a Loin

Sorry, we can’t spare any libs today, can I interest you in some neocons?

Oh man, I was really in the mood for a Perk Chap, or maybe some nice Landan Brael…

Wasn’t that a movie? “Silence of the Lumbs,” or something?

Time to rub the lotion on its skin!

♫ If you see a faded sign at the side of the road that says 600 Yen for the … LUMB CHAP!!! ♫

♫ Lumb Chap yeah-uh-yeah… ♫

I used to dig watching Lumb Chap as a kid.

Dania: I too am old enough to remember Lumb Chap and Shali Rewis.

*underneath the dice steak*

“Fried Craps”

♫ I’m headin’ down the Osaka highway, lookin’ for a lumb getaway…”♫

The lumb of God always turns the other chap.

♫…Got me a Honda that sits about 20
So come along and bring your Pachinko money

The Lumb Chap is a piece of ol’ meat
That we could eat together…Lumb Chap baaabeee…”♫

It’s Lib Stickin’ Good…

…TIN ROOF! Rusted.

Dice Steak: The choice of the AD&D Generation! 🙂

We feel the joy in customers “health care” through food of a good quality combustion…

…No smorking, please. 🙂

I was letting it ride on the ribeye but I came up snake eyes.

サイコロ (saikoro)　does actually mean dice/die
ステーキ (sute-ki) means steak

It all looks pretty dicey…

Have the Dice Steak for dinner and you’ll be shooting crap by morning.

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, eating her lumb chaps and libs. When along came a spider and sat down beside her and said Yo, what’s in the bowl bitch?

@Pete: Try “Tin LOOF, lusted.”

Size up Women’s Lib! For happy voting!

A lumb chap bit be on by lower lib. Da’s why I dalk like dis! I neeb a spare lib, blease.

Spare libs: boned libs made from a Mad Libs paper! Includes noun sauce and adjective fries. Buy the Diced Steak with a lucky 6 pepper sauce and get a complimentary dice game!*

*The dice game won’t be Monopoly.

Got any spare Republicans?

You don’t have 800 yen? NO DICE.

If you size up a spare lib do they serve you Michael Moore?