I’d like a well-behaved omelet, please…

After the messy Humpty Dumpty incident, citizens demanded their eggs exhibit a bit more decorum.

“Not a bad egg in the bunch… go ahead, egg ’em on… see, not so much as a “peep”,,, ok, Shelly might occasionally crack up a little bit.”

Does it mean that these eggs are safe to eat thereby let us cook decent omulettte?

Well known for their EGGSellent behaviour in public!

Things must work rather differently in China compared with the UK. Over here, hens lay the eggs…Yet at Chinese farms it seems they have another way of doing it! 🙂

(Look closely at the packaging – I’m sure that’s a *cockeral* and not a hen… 😀 )

This one cracks me up! 🙂

Far better quality and taste compared with the “Football Hooligan” eggs three racks over… 🙂

These eggs have been in therapy for a while now. They’ll do no harm.

CAUTION: To be used for cooking only. For eggthrowing, our exclusive, specially-designed Public Nuisance Eggs are recommended.

This kind doesn’t cause much gas.

*alarms going off on the screening machine*

Public Nuisance Rotten Egg Found. Please Remove.

I continue to question how these translators find jobs….

comes from free-deranged chickens.

Kids, always a nuisance. They aren’t supposed to be public, but let’s sell them anyway! (said by a chicken)

I’d be a pretty well behaved egg too if I had a pimp rooster like that shaking his fist at me

Also try our Probationary Egg & Cheese McMuffin!

Riot Kit:
Baton – check.
Gas Mask – check.
Goggles – check.
Eggs – Oh crap, these are non-public nuisance ones, now I can’t go.

That gender-ambiguous bird looks severely riled. A raised, feathered fist could indicate nothing less than a public Nuisance of most grave proportions. (That’s “Nuisance” with a capital “N!”)

*chirp, chirp* Keep it down!

Hen grenades!

Non-Public Nuisance… okay, but what is their feeling of eggs??

I wish they came sooner, because last year some halloween-kids egged my home. And they wouldn’t dare to do it with those!

The chicken mafia’s answer to a large goon conspicuously dropping a vase.

This eggs PRIVATE NUISANCE eggs. Wait til you take home. U see.

they started out “non- public nuisance” but every day the trouble appeared also in each egg.

I heard they were hen pecked.

Good thing these only create private nuisances!

OMFG I freaking saw this exact thing on my trip to China last year! And along with it there was also “Strong Eggs”, “Exciting Eggs something something” and also “Lovely beautiful something Eggs” I believe. I was the only one cracking up while people stared at me lol.

They only become a public nuisance if you turn them into egg salad sandwiches and bring them on a bus trip. Apparently.

eggs! get off my lawn!! I will get you, and this time its private

Wouldn’t it be a better idea to eat the public nuisance eggs first, since they’re the ones that are such a nuisance in the first place?

it’s a real m(h)enace to society!!

You’ll never have to scramble when your eggs go bad

what a rude egg !

Not from rude and unreasonable chickens (see later entry).

We just saw their personal dramas a few Engrishes ago…

We guarantee that these eggs have never panhandled or flashed anyone.

These eggs will refuse to partake in any illegal activities such as egging a teacher’s house, or being inserted in an orifice.