Comprehensive dessert menu…

ooh! do you have the strawberry crap?

Since Tiramisu means “pick me up” I guess Chocolate Puke translates as “throw me up”.

So is this better than the tossed cookies, cause those just weren’t smooth enough!!!

I’m surprised the menu’s from the White Swan Hotel, its supposedly the best in Guangzhou. But chocolate puke and an ambiguous selection of cheeses is amusing indeed. I think I see another curiosity at the top which I’m assuming should read ‘Fried Rice Noodle with Beer’? That would be quite interesting to say the least.

It’s made from eight differennt types of puke!

sweet and sour cannot be in the same menu, in the same time.

chocolate + puke = sweet and sour dessert.

chocolate puke are now season

Chocolate Puke. Yuuummmmm.

The dessert menu is for dogs and mice only.

“Better than puke flavored puke i guess.”

What happened to the vanilla vomit?

-The chocolate’s so nice, you’ll want to eat it twice.
-I never heard of chocolate making you sick BEFORE you eat too much of it!
-Comes with your choice of seats near the ladies or men’s room.
-The service is so good they make sure the food’s digested before you even eat it!

Chuck-E-Chocolate!

Tastes as good coming up as it did going down!

chocolat du puke, anybody?

Been there with no puke, just a smart cookie. Go with the Tiramisu or Fruit plate. Best date outside Bagdad.

At least it’s chocolate.

What was it before – a cake or just chocolate?