Magic stationery…

Isn’t this how Mario got started?

Let’s Mushroom!

This stuff is like, totally awesome, dude! Seriously, now my pet unicorn does like, total backflips through the rainbow in my…holy crap, I’m covered in bugs! Why are those shadows chasing me??

so that’s how they come up with those weird game shows.

thanks for re-informing me, but I totally catch your drift

Two mushrooms?!? Is that all I need to change my life? I’ll gift my boss a dozen!

Two mushrooms?!? Is that all I need to change my WORLD? I’ll gift my boss a dozen!

‘Shrooms…….dude, this is awesome. This has totally changed my world.

Well, we all kno what they were doing when they made this, and i’ll bet it changed their world!

I hope this is clear to you and makes your day easier while you write your note. Mushrooms, nothing to do with it!

For best results, use magic markers.

*Insert joke about magic mushrooms*

Magic mushroom!!!?

*Warning: Mushroom Yearnings and Dreams may not apply to real life.

Caution : licking of stationary may cause dizziness, halucination and / or vertigo, and may cause your perspiration to smell of feet for at least 48 hours.

Just what I needed: another junkie, know-it-all, needy piece of stationery. As if my husband wasn’t enough!

Very few people can not know this by now: mushrooms are a pizza topping. Squid and octopus are not. Nice day!

Just remember what the dormouse said: FEED YOUR HEAD.

Nothing like a Magic Mushroom to take all your cares away… and look at your hand MOVE!

Wow, that guy is working like he’s on mushrooms or something, it’s MAGIC!

Magic Mushrooms! @_@

‘Shroom dealers have really outdone themselves with their advertisements … I wonder if they can top that with an ad about crack

Come on,Mario did it.

Warning: side effects may include gigantism or addition of an extra chance at life.

wow! this Mushroom stationery does work like magic! it grant wish!

I am yearning for you! Have nice day! Many more! Have dream!

Psst! Hey, kid ya wanna buy some ‘shrumes? 😉

The effect and amount of yearnings and the dreaming is in direct proportion to the amount of Mushroom it consumes at 1 sitting.

You cannot know this by now!

Let’s high!

wow–mushrooms must be like a better leagal version of roofies

For small time i am feeling enjoy

WARNING: Eating the magic mushroom may result in temporary doubling in height, lasting until injury.

‘Shrooms will do that to you.

“Woah now I’m trippin’ about plumbers n’ stuff doood!”

Cheech and Chong stationery.

I still can not know this!