It’s those heels…

Not responsible for items “lost in transit”.

Unless your shoes are high heels. You may leave those on.

So now you aren’t even allowed to eat anymore while wearing shoes?

But you can leave your hat on.

Those shoes make you look slutty anyway.

Look, being jabbed with a stiletto would just ruin the mood.

When I say “Take it all off,” I mean it.

Those spurs might rip the sheets, Cowboy!

sexy time!

This is why I hate fetishists.

Enter the Dragon by Bruce Lee

Yeah baby, cuz I’s like a high class man you know!

Prepare to be borded, yes you can keep your socks on.

No Shoes and I still got serviced

.. for sanitation reasons. we are very clean people. now bend over!

Aren’t you going to buy me dinner first?

for this is sacred penetration and thou shalt remove thy shoes!

From the book “Love making for Dummies” =P

There’s a “gay cowboy” joke just beggin’ to be made, but I ain’t a-goin’ there.

Brokeback Billy

“There’s a “gay cowboy” joke…”
Because sheep don’t wear no boots.

They forgot the sign that says “free proctology exam with temple admittance”

The new line of Hallmark cards just aren’t what they used to be.

or

Is it me or have the new writers at Hallmark just gotten lazy?

Oh gosh… I don’t wanna be entered…

So, who’s bed have your boots been under?

You may wanna take off your pants, as well.

These new rules for Masonic organisations don’t make a whole lot of sense to me… 🙂

You won’t need shoes where we are going…

Holy shit, that ‘s funny! A classic-to-be sign.

I’m not taking off my shoes until I’m married.

…but you can leave your hat on.

Only if you’re hawt…

yes i heard shoes are quite painful when you get entered

what if i wanna enter YOU?

Who likes fabric material in their oven roast anyway. They promise freshness where it counts!

i just laid down this carpet and i don’t know where your shoes have been okay

I want to enter dis temple and yell Kamikaze!!! ‘Cuase dat’s my name!

HEEEEEE

haha but you can leave your haaaaaaaat on

Yeah, no one likes to be penetrated with their shoes on, plus it’s disrespectful to the rapist.

Odd…Thats what my husband said our wedding night….umm…strange.

After all, nobody wants your nasty shoes in the bed!