Then say someone made you do it…

Thank God for bilingual signs so there’s no confusion.

SUICIDE!!! hey kid, you`re coming with me! (pulls kid with him)

I guess throwing the child carefully is not a good thing.

a dingo drowned my baby!

@coffeebot. >.. Funny you should mention that case. From my point of view, there was equally strong evidence to disprove either the mother or the dingo murdered the baby. The minute the mother cried ‘Dingo took my baby’, the whole camping ground aroused, everybody was on alert searching (flash light on) for a baby, yet, the baby’s body was never found. It doesnt matter who, the mother or the dingo, did it, there is no way the mother or the dingo could/would have had the time to hide the baby’s body so well, so far, so secretive, that hundreds of… Read more »

That much for a suicidal kid-napper.

Be sure to drown child gently. No littering of corpses.

CAUTION: Head your watch, it’s not waterproof

标牌不对任何丢失或被盗的孩子负责
Sign cannot be held liable for any misplaced or stolen children