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Gotta problem with it? That’s prohibited too!
if seen having fun, guards have fun with you
anyone caught smiling, giggling, chuckling or even snickering will be reported to the police
I bet this is a boarding school
“Because of monkeys”……
Maybe it’s reverse psychology?
If the Villains at Disneyland had their way…
Well, there isn’t a sign that says “Complaining Prohibited” so I guess I can do that all I want…Oh wait, that would be fun the same as fun, wouldn’t it? Shhhhoot!
Well, you can seriously complain about the lack of fun…
I wonder why most make captions about parks and playgrounds; the only reference to that is the initial caption, “Communist playgrounds suck.”
…and if the Villains had their way, they would break their own law by having fun from prohibiting everyone else to have fun.
Big Brother is watching you
*gulp
having fun prohibited!
They ain’t playin.
kid: no sir! i aint having fun, i was just sitting here doing nothing!
guard: i saw you smiling while youre using the swing!
kid: i wasnt smiling! that was a grimace! i was stung by a bee!
guard: . . . . . . get of the swing.
kid: what?
guard: I SAID GET OFF THE SWING!!
kid: huhuhu mister please!
guard: you want me to feed the fishes with your private? or feed you with acid food instead?
kid: id rather smell panda droppings. ohh this one’s fragrant!
“Puritanism – the haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.”
everyone encourage to have sad feelings
ARBEIT MACHT FREI
Emo Park
Chinese playgrounds are for physical training only!
That sign was so funny that I was kicked out…
lol mr Burns from simpsons created this motivational sign
– Did you just smile, Madam? Just checkin’!
– No, Officer. Just checkin’ my toothbrush!
– Mommy! I’m sad!
– Good girl!
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