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Can’t See It
posted on 1 Jun 2004 in Chinglish
I can’t seem to make it out…
Photo courtesy of Derek Shemavonian.
Taken near a ‘nuclear’ power plant in Zhejiang, China.
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Secretary of Security: …and they can’t protest the plant if they can’t see it
Premier: what plant?
Secretary: exactly
Last seen somewhere within the 8km radius.
Lets hope the pollution doesnt clear up or we will have to buy a new sign
Presumably it’s run by a Mr Snrub?
everyone there doesn’t know what they’re doing… their contract faded up
Lots of the employees show up late because they can’t FIND the place each morning! Makes for a high turnover rate. *Now Hiring, Inquire Over There*
Cause if you cant find us..we aint responsible..
Uncle Ar must be one lucky guy…
Should I understand that their Nuclear Power Plant is built up-side-down?
energy from confusion
They must have meant “nucular.”
Are we there yet?
No.
Are we there yet?
No.
Are we there yet?
Hell if I know!
Trust me, you don’t want to see their geiger counters.
if you crash into something, it is not the fault of the government so you may not sue
City mayor : We need to do something about the pollution. We can’t see a thing in broad daylight.
Aide : I object sir. We have to change all of the city sign boards if we do so.
City mayor : Why so?
Aide : All of the city landmarks name have to be change from unclear to clear if the pollution clears up.
As opposed to Wonder Woman’s Clear Power Plant, reached only using her invisible jet.
That’s where Saddam had his WMD’s …
Well, we havent decided if were going with coal, ot nuclear fusion…choices.
I’m guessing this is the one Homer works at.
After all the accidental electrocutions from using clear power, scientists were urged to experiment with unclear power but…
Their energy source is really vague.
There is a nor much clearer plant not far where I live in Fukushima…
This sign is unts.
Approved by Nucle Sam
WARNING: It may cause unclear explosion
The world without the nucleus!
Obviously, they mean a nunclear power plant. Abolition of nunclear weapons!