Loud and Smelly

posted on 19 Mar 2008 in Clothing

Uh, it matches my pants!

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They’ve been putting on some pounds…

posted on 18 Mar 2008 in Chinglish

 

 

 

Photo courtesy of Ryan Jones.

Found in Shanghai hotel. 

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Just don’t skiff on the tip…

posted on 17 Mar 2008 in Signs

My waitress just threatened me…

 

Photo courtesy of Ian Daly.

Restaurant sign found in Shibuya, Tokyo.

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Wha? No anesthesia?

posted on 14 Mar 2008 in Chinglish

Hey, this prescription is only good for two days…

 

Photo courtesy of John Johnson.

Taken in Yiwu, China. 

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Not so much the cheese as all those horrible little holes…

posted on 13 Mar 2008 in Signs

Well, just the American cheese…

 

Photo courtesy of L Seacord.

Sign meant to say “cheese fair”. 

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Calm down, I’ll get you some more baking soda…

posted on 12 Mar 2008 in Signs

I think it’s all those expiration dates…

 

Photo courtesy of TJ Hara.

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This is why I had to move out of Guolong…

posted on 11 Mar 2008 in Chinglish

 

 

Photo courtesy of Davey Clark.

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Some day, when you’re older, son…

posted on 10 Mar 2008 in Engrish from Other Countries

Featuring Brawny?? toilet paper…

 

Photo courtesy of Erica Selle.

Found in Korea. 

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Take your roaches home…

posted on 8 Mar 2008 in Chinglish

A cooked campsite is a clean campsite…

 

Photo courtesy of Nancy Hawker.

Found at park in Taiwan. 

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…or the guard shoots!

posted on 7 Mar 2008 in Chinglish

Now drop and give me twenty, Tourist…

 

Photo courtesy of Matt Greenwood.

Found in China.

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